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   My fellow Americans, I'm not here to waste your time. My opponent, Governor [Name] of Texas in all of his years has taken no solid stance on the education of the youth of this nation. Therefore, it should not surprise you that his own State's schools rank in the bottom 10% of the nation in teacher salaries. But Governor [Name] wouldn't know anything about that; he never even attended a public school. My friends, I support a strong education system in the United States that will help our youth gain the knowledge they need to become the future leaders of our country. 
   I also support a federal tax on all cigarettes. We as Americans have known for years that smoking kills, and the example we have set for our children has been a poor one. The instigation of this tax will further encourage smokers to quit and discourage the youth of America to start smoking, thus leading to a higher standard of health in America. Governor [Name] talks about his support of capitol punishment. Why not? His State has ended the lives of more criminals than any other in this nation. My friends, it is not our position to take the lives of others into our hands. We do not deal in revenge in this country, we deal in liberty. I also support a ban on handguns for private citizens. Too many of our children are killed each year when they find their parents' loaded handguns and mistake them for toys. It is our duty to trust the protection of our lives and homes to our nations law enforcers.
   Governor [Name] believes recent military cuts have hurt our nation. We are not at war, friends, and we command the most powerful army in the world. I support the use of our military forces to help bring peace throughout the world, rather than hoarding them here waiting for a war to break out.
   It is well known that I am a strong advocate of foreign policy, and I believe that our silent war with Cuba is at an end. The Cold War is over and it is time that we set aside our differences and extend full diplomatic recognition to Cuba. In doing this, we will open new avenues of trade, creating capital in the form of exports; supporting our own economy as well as that of Cuba.
 My fellow Americans, I am Chester Rockwell, and I work for you.

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   My friends, I have always been a man of the people. It has been a great honor for me to serve the State of Ohio, and to help with disaster relief during one of America's most devastating floods. I have always enjoyed interacting with the people of this great country, and I believe they have been happy with my administration as governor. I have been blessed with my wonderful wife and two sons, and the pride I feel for them is that of any true American. As Vice President I hope to add my knowledge to the administration of my running mate, current Vice President Chester Rockwell. Rockwell's take charge attitude toward his views is admirable and shows an initiative few are bold enough to take. I myself believe that his administration will lead this country into a new era of prosperity and growth. 
   Our opponents may attack our stance on abortion. We believe it is the right of all Americans to have the freedom to make their own decisions freely. By banning abortion, the government would be taking away the rights of its people to make a choice. And while this may offend some, we seek to please the entire populace of our nation, not to restrict its liberties. As to the Republicans' position on capital gain taxes being too high, the question answers itself. Both Republican candidates easily fall into the upper-class of America, which is most affected by these taxes. The reduction of capital gains taxes would deplete governmental funding that is valuable to the people of this nation, and would put financial relief on those who need it least of all.
   By eliminating the Ohio State income tax and instituting a value tax in its place, I was able to balance out the tax situation in my area of administration, and this, as you know, has been successful thus far. It is these types of decisions that I stand by, and the new and innovative administration of Chester Rockwell will surely bring about change that will affect this nation for the better.